Raccoon Nation vs Mamms, courtesy of Don Peat http://m.torontosun.com/2015/05/07/toronto-council-meeting-day-3

I just hope someone got a photo of Mamms crawling on the floor, pretending to be a raccoon.

As the diagram shows, it's a one-man garbage truck. Admittedly, it lacks the Fordian charm of a Garbage For Life (GFL) truck with a couple of yobbos flipping you the bird, but that's progress avenue for you.

You mean one of these things? (also used for suburban door-to-door public transport in some jurisdictions.) http://www.plastor.co.uk/sites/default/files/Wheelie_Bins_Compatible_with_Comb_Lift_Refuse_Truck_0.jpg

Couldn't a trained monkey -- or Doug -- do the same thing? EeTA: The Ford isn't there today because The Cancer got worse over the weekend. Carry on.

Gee, I'm not sure Rofo supports the taxi industry all that much. With all the drinking you'd think he'd take so many cabs he'd have a Frequent flyer or Customer Loyalty Card. (now who says you can't buy that?) But in those over-refreshed circumstances I think he prefers to drive. I also agree...

Oh, so it's back to the War on the Car again, is it?! And you're being racist against taxi drivers who don't know where they're going. :)

I recall seeing some years back some stick-on products made by Deco in retail stores, e.g. non-slip bathtub and shower appliques, etc. Does anyone remember same? Makes me wonder if Deco has created new products to replace those that have dropped off over the years. Their website claims they...

I notice Christine was originally a shoo-in. That is until DoFo declared his support. Brown was absolutely nowhere. Maybe it's the DoFo reverse Midas touch that's Brown's actual magic, nothing else?

I find that a big glass of Red Tory goes well with Doug's brownies. Brown is a knob à la Harper, and Towhey is just plain evil.

There be a million stories in this here naked city! That's why we need investigative columnists and bitsy video clips on a 24/7 loop.

This is still a really good question, especially given this Star article. Anybody?

You mean it will have grown too big by Tuesday to attend at CH? Doug will have to move the presser to the hospital lobby, I expect.

For a) I say three sentences in, after the introduction. For b) I say Doug will be in the lobby to catch his rolling ass on the way out. Further entertainment to be provided by MC Joey Worms and DJ CP 2-Ford. It's not all in the past, eh folks?

I'm in shock and awe over all the big words. Also vetted for legal too? What stands out to me is the "clever" narrative suggesting (yet again) there's a nefarious conspiracy or strategy that's "out to get him". And by extension, all the good people like Big Mike Tooleram, of course. Grrrr.

You mean The Fords?

This!! (think about it)

Thank you both for your imagery. :) After all that, I need a brain wash. Oh look! It's 5:20. I'm an hour late for my constituent appointment. Tootles!

What?! A transgender Ford? I tried to imagine it, but my head exploded. (Photoshop, anyone?)

Remember the photo of Rob with Sage Finestone, the eyebrow-less 21-year-old who was recently arrested for pimping out a 14-year-old girl in a T.O. hotel? Wonder if he knows Lisi? And if so, who made the introduction?