Will Doug hold a presser to announce the forthcoming nuptials?

What about Marilyn selling Fuzzbusters?

What? And be a dupe of the conspiracy by the far left running dog lackey mainstream media not to tell you what the plain-speaking silent majority already knows? Besides, my crayon broke. There *are* some downsides to universal literacy, like Canada Free Press or the old National Citizens...

I'd say this suggests maybe potholes don't always need the personal touch, thus reducing the need for Dofo's particular charm in Ward 2. (Rhymes with "poo" btw) That "Canada Free Press" piece refers to Rob as Toronto's "digital mayor". That stumped me. Using the Google and the Bing I didn't...

It's 2015. Get the App. Spot the Pothole - "spothole" http://www.spotholechicago.com/content/learn As Chicago demonstrates here, some urban constituent services can be semi automated. Maybe one day your app will dispatch robots to come fill the potholes as well. I wonder if Doug...

Unbelievable. <jaw clatters 2 floor >

With echoes of Mayor Melonville "selling fridges to Eskimos, that ad simply says: Mayor Bad Boy. It's an ad for himself.

Yebbut he was all over the sports media coast to coast instead. HHOF and all. Ford, Grimes and Holyday. This Etobicoke triumvirate be representin' Toronto on the HHOF. Think about it. ( Enuf has been written already.) From "the hockey town" that gave you Harold Ballard and Steve Stavro ...

Give me a word, any word .... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g29UCHbJKqk

^ aren't they those chat lines advertised in the back pages of Xtra?

My imagination fails at "fun". Wonder if the date is correct though. May 14 is a school night. I do laugh however imagining 80s Doug Ford touting $300 with $225 rebate from the city. So $75 for the quarter-zee, then? Same old sh!t for the same old price, but now he's figured out how to...

The hard thing about this whole Fofam Spectacle is that it's not tied to a single media type. That makes it hard to describe. If it were only in print, it might be a cartoon, marketed by newspaper stories. If only on the small screen, a Reality TV show or sitcom. With this populist "demand"...

Yay go sports! Go sports yeah!! http://www.lyricscrunch.com/garfunkel-and-oates-sports-go-sports/ After the satirical lyrical, scroll down for the mildly amusing youtube video.

The Annual Rob Ford Memorial Barbecue? Good idea, vid. Props to anima for the "Celestial Steak Queen". There's a theme here, keep going. It just needs a slogan, e.g. Savour the Ford experience: " Bring your weenie and toss it on the fire."

Wasn't Doug the Mug turning around the good ship Deco with his magic Midas touch? Billions and billions of sales, resulting from his reknown among the burghers of Ford Nation? It's a marvel he's got the time and public spirit to worry about potholes and plugged TDSB toilets in Ward 2. Wotta...

Is there anything to stop Rob from hiring Doug as his Executive Assistant? As Dan's replacement, perhaps? Worse than blackflies, this here Doug dude...

This has come up before, Lou: Genuine Ford Replacement Parts are interchangeable. Rob may be under a service contract, as well.

I'll admit some empathy for Rob in that scenario, cause I wouldn't want bro Doug coming anywhere near me with something sharp. Makes "Cut the Waist" take on a whole new meaning. And aren't his 5Ks into body sculpting or something? Lord knows what Doug's picked up from them. He appears to have...

+1!! Absolutely brilliant. Reality TV is old hat. We're inventing Reality Teevee Politics. Infotainment taken up a level. It's new. It's real. It's too true to be good.

He's got his own Jude too. If she's a vegetarian, then Jude Is-carrot.