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  1. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Sounds a lot like 2014.
  2. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Huge set-up? Of biblical proportions, I'd say. Tomorrow is Good Friday! The timing is unbelievable. Has anyone called Steak Queen and booked a table for 13?
  3. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    It's gob -smacking beyond .belief that he didn't know about the costs of the subway. The cost of everything and subways subways subways are cornerstones of his own political career, fer chrissakes! You'd think he'd take an interest. Hiding behind the minions or saying he wasn't told evidently...
  4. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    And this is what he calls "serving the people", at least if you believe some of what you read. I wonder if he believes this himself, as he seems to have himself confused with a Kardashian, where his job #1 is to feed an audience? His real job #1 was to be present in council to air-out...
  5. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Well, Doug *did* say Rob was a "rock star". Priorities, peeps. When you're famous for being infamous...
  6. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Igor, the Russian Prince.
  7. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    ^ yebbut if he'd only been told about those subway gravy trains, he'd have been all over it like a bad smell. Probably a lefty conspiracy to keep the facts from the righteous and wage more war on the car. (the commies prolly spiked the vodka) Besides, no true right-winger rides the subway...
  8. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    ^ Councillor Rofo says no, tree can't go. The dogs of Ward 22 lift their legs to ya, Rob.
  9. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    See how much trouble that guy caused poor Jesus, er, Rob? He's just trying to get at chew, Robbie. If we were all racist, and equally racist, we'd all be equal, right? But frankly, I don't think I have the time to be practising the ol' racism. I gotta find a new job. Things ain't been so...
  10. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Rofo himself is a raw deal for Ward 2. But they *had* to have him. J'ose dire ils peuvent manger de la merde et mourir.
  11. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Cancerade, hell I'm old enough to remember the first Live Aid. Status Quo were up first. Ironically appropriate for stories about the Fords.
  12. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Rob Ford’s treatment ‘kind of like what they did to Jesus,’ says brother Doug http://o.canada.com/news/rob-fords-treatment-kind-of-like-what-they-did-to-jesus-says-brother-doug The conversion may have already happened. In 2013 or even earlier. He may be just waiting for the right...
  13. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Never mind their campaign totals or fake contributors, who actually spent more of his *own* money?
  14. Lamport Davenport

    Mayor John Tory's Toronto

    +1 lmao! :) :)
  15. Lamport Davenport

    Mayor John Tory's Toronto

    Hard to pick a favourite! Spent too much time around no-name acts that no one remembers, but for some reason I liked Bratty & The Babysitters. Good fun to dance to. I also had a huge crush on their keyboard player, Evelyne Datl, partly cuz I had a rumour that she didn't bat for the other team...
  16. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    ^ gee, I was saving mine for Doug's next presser or Rob's apology, whichever comes first. :)
  17. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Giorgio Mammoliti 2015 Spiritual Profile http://celebrities-galore.com/celebrities/giorgio-mammoliti/home/
  18. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    It's all in the past, ffolks.
  19. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Speaking of no work, what's Doug doing in Toronto, playing at politics and flirting with the friendly media? I thought he was supposed to be saving Deco, bringing home the big purchase orders and generally a'run t'ings in Chicago. Is this the Deco doo-doo adma's been mentioning?
  20. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Like I said, Dougie's whining was totes fake and a ploy for public attention to kick-off his OPC "career". These guys may be idiots, but they're idiot savants when it comes to pushing the media buttons for desired effect. Mayoralty campaign debt, or MPP litmus test and war chest?

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