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  1. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    When life sends you soybeans, make soy milk. Goes great with a bowl of Count Chocula cereal too.
  2. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    ^ you mean the pizza boxes were empty, or they only contained dry cleaning?
  3. Lamport Davenport

    Mayor John Tory's Toronto

    I have played twice at NXNE (some years back, admittedly), and the best part was mixing with the out-of-town bands who came to play. It was a breath of fresh air to play on Queen West without supreme attitude emanating from my fellow musicians, as was usually the case. NXNE gave T.O. musos...
  4. Lamport Davenport

    Captain John's Restaurant (1975-2012)

    I say Rob Ford oughta buy it for a dowlah more than Sbrolla's bid, get it towed to a private slip at the foot of, say, Kipling Ave, and re-open the Cap'n as a party boat. No fancy culinary (unless the Steak Queen boys want a new offshore location), just lots of hooch 'n' holla. The decrepit...
  5. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Is it just me, or has anyone noticed that recent photos of Sandro Lisi bear a resemblance to Ben Stiller?
  6. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    That's just foul. :(
  7. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    If Doug holds his own fundraiser (with or without joints) to retire his “debtsâ€, he will get a good idea of how much real support he might have for a bid for an Ontario PC seat. “Who will pay for what you say?†True, Doug isn’t inside OPC enough to earn a safe seat. But what if he...
  8. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    I like the bit about "Councillor Bailão charging $289.00 for a party bouncer". Why? Does Rob know a lot of people who would do it way cheaper? Sadly, I doubt Sandro would show up for that, though.
  9. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    So where's ColBorne Lodge, then? Hi Park? I'm confused.
  10. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Not to mention any country pumpkins who may be fellow travellers on said turnip truck.
  11. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Well, Doug's trying to blow smoke up our collective bum, that's for sure.
  12. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Does anyone think Doug * really* expected to get money out of Tory after the election loss? This is just his media opportunity to dent Tory's bridge-building image, and play the classic Ford "victim" card, one that's played astonishingly well with FN in the past. I don't think he's...
  13. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    First a joint fundraiser, then pot luck. Imma gettin' a theme here. I smell happiness in the air. (PS: Doug just wants to be famous.)
  14. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    I agree. Strange comment, in a way. Why would he offer that up?
  15. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    http://www.dre1allianceent.com/rob-ford-former-toronto-mayor-vacationing-in-montego-bay-jamaica/
  16. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Try Ward 2. If it says Ford, he's their kinda guy. I thought Doug was putting things right at Deco, his fame alone bringing in billions and billions in sales? The PC Party of Ford, coming soon to a ward near you.
  17. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Highbrow *and* Lowbrow sleazebags. Both kinds. T.O. has something for everyone. Of course I'm looking forward to read it. :)
  18. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    +100! This^ These are the real Ford politics, as they are his (their?) actions, not just words. Hypocritical, cheap and cowardly. Rob's talk about Obamacare is just a flat-earth idiot shooting his mouth off. On a sports show, no less. If I'm at a restaurant, and some dork at the next...
  19. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    So did working for Marion Barry boost his EA/PA's c.v., or drag it down? Maybe the controversy itself is a plus? Whatever the answer, please tell Dan Jacobs. :)
  20. Lamport Davenport

    Rob Ford's Toronto

    Camelot lives! 2018 like you've never seen! Keep the FN faith! Rob is following the ABCs of Sales: Always Be Closing.

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