MAA! Why'd ya hafta trow away all my pet rocks! All the time you are trowing away my things!

lol, the new Prepare to be Amazed city slogan kills me. Talk about drama, the Fords don't have anything on this. So a councillor who lobbied hard to bring KISS to the 'shwa, kidnapped another councillor at gunpoint and held him hostage which led to a police standoff. Now he's in jail, and...

I was in Oshawa today and I was reminded of the Ford election party video. I think either one of them would easily become Mayor of Oshawa with 99.9% of the votes.

Tory should appoint Rob Ford as Chief Super in Charge of Leaky Faucets and Potholes. Dress him up in a pair of overalls (with a tie), and a big pipe wrench and send him off. Maybe create a new Ceremonial Chain he could wear around his neck. It's gotta look official.

So, it appears that after the last poll, 72% of voters are elitists.

Ford wants a do-over debate. This time he'll be ready to burn Tory with, "Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you." So which Tory will then respond, "What difference does it make? You're their number one best seller!"

"He's hiding here? I'ma hide here!"

lol, I've done that. Walk faced paced around the office with a handful of papers and a furrowed brow. Works every time.

Too busy doing last minute party planning - picking up RC Cola, putting up the patio lanterns and getting the mix tapes ready.

Toronto has the most political raccoons ever.

For those of you who have read Confederacy of Dunces, I see Dofo as a really stupid Ignatius Reilly.

Yes, I thought the same. And, also, are they still investigating the source of the threat? Pretty quiet on that front.

I guess I meant the UK version as more similar to the Dutch version - Eye-jax.. Silent j.

How about Ajax vs the UK pronunciation Ay-jax.

Dayammmmm! Green eggs and haayaaam! "Doug Ford is lying and I am prepared to take legal action," says Chief Blair http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/toronto-police-chief-hits-back-at-doug-ford/article19888701/

@TOMayorFord is getting roasted on Twitter for his outrage spam this morning.

"If they wanna sapeena, they can sapeena. Just look at my track record."

This was before he was mayor as indicated on the card. He was councillor.

I was cleaning out my bedroom end table a while back and this is what I found. I have no recollection of ever even meeting Ford when he was a councillor and I haven't lived in Toronto for over 13 years. Maybe we were both in a drunken stupor.

Washooms, washooms, washooms.