Well, the possibilities for a Rofo statue are endless, really. He could be posed as urinating in a public park. Punching and kicking his sister, or slapping around minions with a bag of hamburgers. Beating his wife? Shoving an entire fried chicken down his gullet in a parking lot while giving the finger to appalled spectators? How about trampling Pam McConnell? Driving drunk, maybe with a few kids being crushed beneath the wheels? Why not a naked Rofo - his virtue protected by a strategic fig leaf - chasing a bunch of hookers, with a crack pipe in one hand and a bottle of booze in the other? A veritable tableau!