Replace Doug Ford's name with David Miller and then your joke will make more sense.
David Miller:
You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.
Homer:
Heh-heh, mule.
David Miller:
The name's Miller, David Miller. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a west coast idea.
Dalton McGuinty:
Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people of the west coast. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.
David Miller:
All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea. I give you Transit City and the Eglinton Crosstown LRT!
Audience: *HUH!*
I've help sell Light Rail Transit to Calgary, Edmonton and North Vancouver, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car Light Rail Transit car! What'd I say?
Ned Flanders:
Lightrail!
David Miller:
What's it called?
Patty and Selma:
Lightrail.
David Miller:
That's right!
Lightrail!
Cast:
Lightrail...Lightrail...Lightrail... (continue over the following lyrics)
Miss Hoover:
I hear those things are awfully loud.
David Miller:
It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu:
Is there a chance the track could bend?
David Miller:
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney Gumble:
What about us brain-dead slobs?
David Miller:
You'll be given cushy jobs.
Grampa Simpson:
Were you sent here by the devil?
David Miller:
No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Chief Wiggum:
The ring came off my pudding can.
David Miller:
Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear, it's Toronto's only choice!
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All:
Lightrail...
David Miller:
What's it called?
Lightrail...
Once again!
LIGHTRAIL!
Marge:
But Eglinton's still all cracked and broken.
Bart:
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All:
Lightrail...
Lightrail!
LIGHTRAIL!
LIGHTRAIL!
Homer:
Light—D'oh!