Can you even imagine the task of detoxing and rehabbing this monster? Everyone seems to assume he's going to make it the 30 days. I'm not so sure.

I think the mystery source is Renata's friend, the one who recorded her in the car. It can't be hard to figure out who it is. It's someone who has a grudge against Ford, that's clear. Jimmi T, you must have an idea.

That was the original rumour last week.

Thanks, Jimmi. You're probably the only person who could say that and I believe.

I don't know where the gastric surgery thing is coming from but it sounds like complete tinfoil bullshit to me.

Yes, and the story was based in part on his own life.

If you've ever had to deal with sociopathic liars (I have, a lot) they have some very frustrating characteristics. Their story changes constantly, and there's usually a sliver of truth in it that allows them to say you didn't understand them properly. And they really don't care if you catch them...

Forks would be best. To make sure he's really done.

a) Tim Hortons hopefully respects the privacy of its customers, even if they are Rob Ford b) The only reason there's a media circus is because the FoBros won't say where he is. All they have to do is say 'he's at X, please respect their privacy'.

Postcodes for the Junction begin with M6N and M6P Here are lists of addiction counsellors for those postcodes http://therapists.psychologytoday.com/rms/prof_results.php?sid=1399556313.293_3947&zipcode=M6P&spec=4...

The hundred grand thing is illuminating, because it demonstrates that not only is RoFo not in rehab, they didn't actually call anywhere to find out how much it cost either.

"Someone asked me today if my bullshit meter went off, and I have to say it's been ringing fairly constantly," admitted Long. "He may be in a treatment program, it's entirely possible, but it just doesn't ring true at the end of the day. So I would want to know more." Read more...

Here's my question: where's RoFo's Escalade?

City probably so relieved not to have to deal with his shit while he's in hiding that they are letting sleeping Robs lie.

And ripped off the latex mask, obviously. Edit -- probably looked something like this, but fatter and sweatier.

Pud99, already covered. It was 8.45am EST, 5.45am PST. Anyway, I think he may actually be in rehab after all... https://www.google.ca/search?q=club+rehab&tbm=isch&tbo=u

Yeah but he was never on his way to rehab.

Right. I recall there being warnings to hotels where he was due to stay that he was a high-maintenance guest. One can only imagine the shit that will go down if he ever does actually end up in rehab for real.

Except of course that he's not detoxing since he's not in detox/rehab. Also, I don't think for a second they had rehab set up for him in Chicago. I think he was just going to hang out at Doug's.