Superman!? That tool? I think not, citizen.

Citizen, it's up to you to make your voice heard to protect your fair city from this architectural crime. Demand of your councillor that such recladdings be passed by the design review panel before approval is given. Such a move could have spared us the super-villainy at 180 Wellington West.

EIFS? That's crazy, citizen. Let's have Catwoman (or Alessandro Munge, whoever's available) cloak it in leather. Like it were covered in a giant cape.

I can assure you, Citizens, that the allusion in Mr. Black's post was certainly not to the Boy Wonder and myself. Robin is an exemplary young man, and I hope that in my small way I have been a model of clean living for him. Mr. Black must have been referring to another duo, completely...

Actually Citizen, Robin and I will be going up there to start the process. I'll secure a batrope to a beam in Parade I and then throw the batarang over to the Boy Wonder on Parade 2. He will then secure the attached batrope to his tower, attach another batrope, and throw it back. Once there are...

You flatter me, Citizen, but while Tomms and I may both frequent such lofty perches, Tomms is a far greater photographer than myself. The Boy Wonder and I will leave the picture-taking to him; our modest night's concern will be continue to be your safety, and that of your loved ones.

The proliferation of silly hats should concern all citizens. Be wary: they are a stock-in-trade of those of a criminal ilk. Appropriate that the Trump has a toupee up top. Here, I am keen to see the Scandinavian solution, so long as it's not Mr. Freeze.

It's like a cartoon villain showed up in the thread, citizens. Pay him no heed.

That is nothing to concern yourself with, Citizen. Please return calmly to your home.

If it is above a flat ceiling, Robin and I will keeping an eye on it to make sure a supervillain does not move in up there: it looks perfect for one!

Robin and I are very excited about 88 Scott: it looks perfect for a day out on the bat-ropes, with all those setbacks thrown about pretty much randomly. If I were a betting superhero, and Citizen, I'll have you know that Robin and I discourage gambling in all its forms, so I am not, but if I...

I wonder how much taller? Need to know for the Bat-rope.

Citizen, Robin and I have no time for the Trump Stump. If there is an arch-villain in Toronto, it's The Don. You can get a taste of what this monstrous mogul is doing in Scotland here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk-MHQE2xPQ Robin caught the film at HotDcos, and it shocked him.

Robin and I have been watching this space with interest, looking forward to a final floor count: he and I need to know how much Bat-Rope to pack into our suits, as you are well aware. As Hariri Pontarini were throwing their Doors Open for the weekend, I asked my trusty, I mean I asked socialite...

Confound it! If they complete the swimming pool, they may dig too deep. If they dig too deep, they may fall into a certain cave. Robin, ask Alfred to prepare the Bat-Ceiling-Resealer. Hold on a moment, chum. The Pearpenguin? Drop your cynicism, you flightless fowl!

Be very careful. This is a Norstar project. There should be a thread in the Buildings section that chronicles all of the problems that buyers in Norstar's first Toronto project, The Star of Downtown had. Now there are very strange circumstances with Mango in the Wilshire on the Green thread...

Why don't you all get this? Mango made a pile of complaints. Then Mango said she was going to get a lawyer. Then all of the post disappeared, other than the whitewashed "Love is.." one which appeared. Here's what you can deduce: Mango's lawyer swung her a deal that if she removed all of the...

Holy High Maintenance Batman! If that's what Necessary Evil thinks is a "back or service entrance", I'd hate to have to buy her dinner! Now Di - uh, Robin - I have asked you not to use my account! But you are right, chum. If Necessary Evil cannot see the opulence before her eyes, she must be...

Did Egghead make you a henchman, son? Neither the Boy Wonder nor I have ever seen so many 'g's in Eglinton. Remember to pay close attention in Geography class, and your super-villainous spelling will be a thing of the past.

Citizens, we live in a global village now, and we should be celebrating the coming together of the great Chinese people and we of North Gotham. As long as Robin and I can climb it, what does it matter where one would bat-geo-locate the brains who designed this or made it stand up? Supervillains...