Wait. You're saying Warmington isn't satirical? Oh. Oh my. But I thought...

Not sure if we've seen this. Just found on r/trashy. Who's arm ya think? https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/5myh2q/rip_rob_ford/

I'd say a little from Column A and a shit ton from Column B. How many times could any of us get away with a fraction of this stuff? All the 911 calls to his house, the serial drunk driving, then factor in all the gangs and indiscrete blow transactions & usage and the level of incompetence...

Mom of the Mayor of heaven. Yes. A predictably unreal shitshow. Chris Strain has dropped at least two "gravy trains" and Kevin Clarke is off the chain.

I just saw Andy Byford interviewed and every time I hear him speak, I can't help but remember that time a woman was struck by a streetcar and the Mayor showed up to take a few selfies before calling him from the accident scene. I can't imagine how that call would have gone and what AB's...

I used to come here mainly to work on the fact that the Fords release chemicals in my brain that make me really feel anxious, angry, frustrated and other feelings that I don't want. Since the fall of Rob I haven't really had to deal with much of that. But now Trump is doing the same thing to me...

And the $200k. He didn't want the job but he'll fight like hell to make sure nobody else gets it I'll tell ya dat right now.

This whole episode reminds me of Pappy O'Daniel.

Man, I am a huge fan (saw him a year ago at the Sony with 3rdeyegirl from Row D) and usually the first to say no too soon, but this may be the best sentence ever typed into this thread.

Dictated but not read.

Totally peculiar. I asked myself under what circumstance could I find myself at a funeral and think "I have to record this so I can post it to YouTube?" None came to mind. Renata? I've had my suspicions for a while but I've cut her a lot of slack because, well who knows the extent of what was...

Oh, my condolences Jimmy. That's a terrible thing to have to go through for all involved.

Honestly I'm surprised it's taken until now to hear that term used. Just moments ago (I think on CBC news) I heard a sound byte of Trump saying "Nobody has more respect for women than Trump". It reminded me that I should come here & check what's new.

I have no problem believing every word of those responses is real. Also, I'd bet that the reporter had all that stuff within 30 minutes. It's terrifying.

It's truly a terrifying image but I thought it worked better with a little context. You know, in case any newcomers didn't know who we were talking about.

Hahaha. "He's the Mayor of Heaven now. Respecting taxpayers and returning phone calls to the little guys in Heaven."

Fuck it. I'm going to have to get drunk. Seems appropriate at the moment.

So embarrassing. I'm so ashamed of my fellow humans.

I'm starting to think Doug Ford is the Mayor that the city deserves.

This is fucking unbearable. I am without words.