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John_Dee said:
Well, the possibilities for a Rofo statue are endless, really. He could be posed as urinating in a public park. Punching and kicking his sister, or slapping around minions with a bag of hamburgers. Beating his wife? Shoving an entire fried chicken down his gullet in a parking lot while giving the finger to appalled spectators? How about trampling Pam McConnell? Driving drunk, maybe with a few kids being crushed beneath the wheels? Why not a naked Rofo - his virtue protected by a strategic fig leaf - chasing a bunch of hookers, with a crack pipe in one hand and a bottle of booze in the other? A veritable tableau!
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You're on to something. One statue will never suffice when there could be many in many places:

"He could be posed as urinating in a public park. "

Well, which park is a no-brainer. It could be a 'water-feature'!

"Driving drunk, maybe with a few kids being crushed beneath the wheels? "

This one ought to protrude from the exterior wall of Muzik, like that CityPulse truck used to at Queen and John.

"slapping around minions with a bag of hamburgers."

Outside the NPS Hero Burger, obvs.

The 'giving the finger' version ought to replace the Henry Moore outside of the AGO as that storied event occurred on Dundas. The McConnell trample will be inside the rotunda. And Hizzoner at the Pride flag raisng? Outside the 519 on Church.

Council chambers will be reserved for his old seat, containing a life-size bronze of RF in 'steering wheel mode' while tipping his thumb back to his mouth as if drinking.

Yet, we need more. MORE! BILLIONS AND BILLIONS MOAR!
 
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How many are repeaters? Have nothing to do during a work day, so they just go past the coffin, again and again.
 
pattycakes said:
Stephen Lautens ‏@stephenlautens 3m3 minutes ago
The only thing that would make the Ford "lying in state" more dignified at this point is a hot dog cannon. #TOpoli #cdnpoli

David Nickle‏@DavidNickle
Doug Ford pauses for a selfie with a well-wisher at Rob Ford's visitation....

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And TheRebel (part of Ford Nation) belittles Justin as "The Selfie PM".
 
EagleEye said:
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You'd think that SOMEONE in the Ford family would tell him that this wasn't a good idea. Doug Ford is trending on Twitter in Toronto because of this.
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Just another example of the politicization of the "event".
 
An appointment would be a nice way of keeping your enemies closer. And to be honest Doug needs a nice office with "free" staff, in a nice public building with good security, conveniently located on Bay Street (Mike Harris), so that he can work on his higher callings and wait for their return calls. He's been a little ostracized by his former friends in high places so now he could be put to work being Tory's bitch since Tory's got better cred with those Old Stock folks trying to get back to running the place again.
 
Watching CityNews, the *eight* pallbearers could barely manage carrying the coffin into City Hall. Doug is happily providing selfies.
 
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