Ha, true. I used to manage a business unit that sold to Canadian Tire. I would attend their annual dealer conferences three things stick with me.
First, they called their retail model the "self shopping" model, meaning find it yourself with very limited to no involvement with the staff. This supports the hiring of mostly low skilled and low motivated staffers who mostly point you to an aisle or if they see you coming will run another direction.
Second, they rarely have what you want in stock - I attended the category manager in charge of tires' dealer presentation where she said more than 50% of people shop Canadian Tire online or instore for their tires, but fewer than 10% of Canadians actually purchase their tires there, because she claimed due to lack of stock and no ability to quickly get stock. Go to a Green and Ross tire centre and if they don't have the tire, they get it from their depot or another shop within a few hours. At Canadian Tire if they don't have it, they can't get the tire you need for days.
Third, none of the leadership have any passion or interest for the products. I remember a senior VP coming to my display booth at the dealer show and the category manager introducing me and saying I make X product for them. The VP only asked, does it sell, yes it does, good, next..... The category managers are purely analysts, staring all day at metrics, and they flip from tools to camping to christimas lights, and back and forth across all categories. No one becomes the CT expert on welding, for example, since the category manager won't have used a welding torch in their life and would likely be terrified of one, instead she (and they're almost all females marketing to a primarily male customer - which is why they've lost much of the male customer base) is waiting to get bounced to another completely unrelated category before long.
But it must be working for the bottom line, and industry insiders seem to love them
https://strategyonline.ca/2019/04/02/how-canadian-tire-became-canadas-most-admired-brand/