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God does this?

You know this to be a fact?

YES. and while he was busy pissing in your cornflakes, thousands of people around the globe died of starvation.
 
YES. and while he was busy pissing in your cornflakes, thousands of people around the globe died of starvation.

Indeed, but that's ok, their lives weren't meant to be fulfilling or meaningful. God wanted them to die, it's all part of his plan right?
 
Given that I don't eat cornflakes (with or without a celestial urine component), would this be of personal theological importance?
 
Well, thread seems to be going downhill, but what the heck. Before you write off downtown Toronto churches, please take it upon yourself to visit these three:

Grace Toronto: http://www.gracetoronto.ca/
Freedomize: http://www.freedomize.com/
Meeting House: http://www.themeetinghouse.ca/

I've been to all 3 of the above and consider the first to be my "home" church. Young professional/hipster crowd. If this blog post strikes a chord, I think you'll find yourself on the same page.

Grace Toronto even has a double-UT connection. Any guesses?
 
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only true god. Any posts stating (or implying) otherwise offends me.

The post above mine clearly specifies locations where a god OTHER than the Flying Spaghetti Monster is worshiped, and I would ask that a moderator remove it accordingly, lest my religious beliefs be offended.

Ramen.
 

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