Would you?
Sure. I take requests from time to time.
By request, the Mississauga Busway Song:
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Once heard at a Mississauga Council Meeting:
So it's decided then. We'll put transit money into our overcrowded existing corridors.
Wait!
You know, a suburb with a big reserve fund is a little like a mule with a spinning wheel. No-one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!
The name's Chong. Gordon Chong. I come to you good people with an idea. A wonderful idea!
Naw. You're not interested. It's more like a Winnipeg kind of idea.
Wait! We're bigger than Winnipeg, and a lot safer too. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.
Alright. I'll show you my idea! (lifts cover)
I give you the Mississauga Busway!
Ooooh!
I've sold busways to Ottawa, Pittsburgh and ahhh, ohhh Ottawa. And by golly, I put these places on transit's cutting edge!
I'm offering Mississauga a genuine bona-fide dieselized, two-lane busway. What's is called?
Busway!
That's right! - Busway!
Busway!
Busway!
Busway!
Busway!
Shouldn't we be going light rail?
- Don't you worry, my plan won't fail!
But wouldn't ridership be really low?
- But the trip to nowhere won't be so slow!
The walk to bus stops will be quite far.
- Don't be silly, drive your car!
I heard that buses are awfully loud.
- Buses will drive gentle as a cloud!
I swear it's 'Sauga's only choice!
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
Busway! Busway! Busway!
We've got concerns about the route that's chosen!
- Sorry guys, Hazel's spoken!
Busway,
Busway,
Busway!!!!!
Bus - D'oh!