[Hydrogen]

both. they can use the pellets for making weapons and use the diamonds to finance their activities. the only problem is that by using the turbolax, all they keep getting is some sort of yellowcake from the woman who eats the ore and bitumen from the other chic.

You'd have to throw those pellets really hard to make them into a weapon. Same with the diamonds. The lump of coal only has short-range possibility, but would be a heavy hitter.

However, with enough turbolax and reasonably good aiming, anything ingested could be turned into a weapon.

 

[Prometheus The Supremo]

You'd have to throw those pellets really hard to make them into a weapon. Same with the diamonds. The lump of coal only has short-range possibility, but would be a heavy hitter.

However, with enough turbolax and reasonably good aiming, anything ingested could be turned into a weapon.

scatological warfare! they'll have to create a whole new department to deal with this.

"OMG! look, he's pulling down his pants! run! he's going to drop the bomb!"

 

[Chuck]

The lady... is... holding... a...... nuclear pellet...... with... her... BARE HANDS?!? Shouldn't she be dead already?

LOL, there are tons of jokes that could be made about that ad.

But what's interesting about Uranium is that, unless ingested (particular as an airborne dust particle), pure Uranium is about as dangerous as any rock you would find in a park. Even if that was pure Uranium in the billboard, it would pose absolutely no health risk whatsoever to the woman holding it. Too often, people confuse naturally occurring Uranium with the radioactive by-product of a nuclear reaction.

 

[adma]

scatological warfare! they'll have to create a whole new department to deal with this.

"OMG! look, he's pulling down his pants! run! he's going to drop the bomb!"

Yeah, that bomb hoax at the ROM was crap art, all right...

 

[adma]

But what's interesting about Uranium is that, unless ingested (particular as an airborne dust particle), pure Uranium is about as dangerous as any rock you would find in a park. Even if that was pure Uranium in the billboard, it would pose absolutely no health risk whatsoever to the woman holding it. Too often, people confuse naturally occurring Uranium with the radioactive by-product of a nuclear reaction.

Hmmm...it looks like a bunny pellet. And it comes from "Uranium". Cue Beavis + Butthead...

 

[turdrockfromthesun]

ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM BEFORE PICKING UP NUCLEAR PELLETS! Need to wear protection! Don't mess with this stuff!

 

[Hydrogen]

You've dated and slept with uranium pellets?



That's just a little desperate.

 

[Prometheus The Supremo]

You've dated and slept with uranium pellets?



That's just a little desperate.

it's the fetish of the future! nevermind blueballs, greenballs!