TheTigerMaster
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I've been asked some pretty amusing things by well-educated Americans during my time here in Amsterdam.
"Do you have cheese fries in Canada?"
"Does it ever get warm in Canada?"
"Do you have black people in Canada?" (on two separate occasions, by two different people)
I recall a story from a border guard working at Niagara Falls. A family living just south of the border was driving into Canada with ski gear on top their vehicle. They asked the guard how long the drive to Toronto is, because they're planning to spend the day skiing here. This happened in the middle of August.