Urban Shocker
Doyenne
GIRLS
Have you met my good friend Star of Downtown,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shlock.
STAR
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.
GIRLS
La la la la . . .
STAR
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!
GIRLS
La la la la . . .
STAR
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
GIRLS
What mirror where?
STAR
Who can that attractive girl be?
GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?
STAR
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
Have you met my good friend Star of Downtown,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shlock.
STAR
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.
GIRLS
La la la la . . .
STAR
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!
GIRLS
La la la la . . .
STAR
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
GIRLS
What mirror where?
STAR
Who can that attractive girl be?
GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?
STAR
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!