[ShonTron]

Utah under Chinese influence is pretty funny. Would we then see cultural dance shows in non-Chinese North American cities sponsored by LDS Mormon or Scientology groups?

Other really silly observations:
- South Carolina lumped in with New England or even Maryland.
- Cairo, Illinois as a southern frontier of Canada.
- Texas through Florida swallowed by Mexico?

Wouldn't Canada also be divided and conquered under such a silly scenerio? Wouldn't BC join the Chinese districts, Alberta join Wyoming; Saskatchewan and Manitoba become divided into enclaves and exclaves based upon which way to go, Ontario and east joining an Atlantic-EU thingy?

 

[Hipster Duck]

^All of those are about as plausible as Utahns adopting a one child policy.

 

[CDL.TO]

Relevant to this discussion, a "Yugoslav Map of the Near-Collapsing United States" from the 1980s.

Predictions from that part of the world of the US breaking up has a long history.

 

[Whoaccio]

This seems more plausible.

 

[adma]

Well, it isn't like we haven't seen this definitive illustration before

...or the one amended to include Alberta