[ganjavih]

I'm not even going to ask what makes a car "gay". I've simply accepted that there are some things that I will never understand. :b

 

[bizorky]

The Hummer is pretty gay.

Particularly during bear hunting season.

 

[AlvinofDiaspar]

I've been picked up by a few guys in hummers, so I have some experience in that department. (Lots of room to move around!)

Scratches his name off "the list".

AoD

 

[GregWTravels]

4 Volkswagen Jetta

I wonder what this says about the guy that I just sold my Jetta to. And, I suppose, what it says about me.

Surprisingly, they never mentioned this on the Jetta Report.

Greg (straight, mostly, except for a few drunk experiences, but, you know, university is like that...)

 

[blixa442]

Dude, the corvette is like the least gay car out there.

Dude, keep your stereotypes to yourself.

 

[shawnmicallef]

^?

What stereotype? It's not a gay car.

 

[El Chico905]

 

[ganjavih]

Ah, Ace and Gary's Schlongmobile... forgot about that one.

 

[blixa442]

What stereotype? It's not a gay car.

That's what you happen to think, but I know plenty of gays who own one.

 

[adma]

Don't forget the prototype, Peter Perfect's Turbo Terrific from Wacky Races

 

[wonderboy905]

I would say that gay people drive Corvette's for the same reason that straight people do. You just can't get a better performing car for that kind of money, it surely appeals to anyone who's a driving enthousiast who likes to get supercar performance for a fraction of the cost (Z06 = :hat ). There's no other car like it. The only other cars with that kind of sheer price/performance value are the Mustang GT and Dodge/Chrysler Hemi's, and none of those can handle like the Vette which has little trouble making German and Italian $200K+ cars look bad in the corners.

 

[shawnmicallef]

"Plenty" of of gay people might drive corvette, but there is still nothing gay about it. Same with the cars wonderboy mentions.

I didn't make the gay-sensibility rules, i just note them.

 

[andreapalladio]

I would say that gay people drive Corvette's for the same reason that straight people do.

I always assume that the men who drive corvettes, hummers and loud expensive italian cars do so to make up for their embarassingly small penises.

 

[building babel]

Same thing with teenage boys, who wear the ends of their belts sticking out the front and dangling waaaay down.

 

[blixa442]

"Plenty" of of gay people might drive corvette, but there is still nothing gay about it.

So what's so gay about the other cars on the list?