Translation: Today, the Minister of No Transport, the Somewhat Honourable Omar Alghabra, announced that the Government of a Bunch of Provinces will study whether we should study different study options that will improve VIA Rail in Southwestern Ontario. To this end, the Government of Canada will hire a bunch of overpaid consultants, who will study the best way to study the best way to deliver the political-needs of the Liberal Party in Southwestern Ontario communities. The consultants will analyze the best study options to not-degrade service in Southwestern Ontario for potential integration into a different and separate HFR study, and will deliver another study to the federal money-distributors by the end of 2023.
The Minister also reiterated that the Government of Provinces is committed to virtue signaling by "working with" (meaning we will ask them for their opinions and then ignore them) Indigenous groups and local communities to ensure that their views are heard and not acted upon. In early 2023, the Minister will "discuss" a study of a study with stakeholders.
These new actions build on more studies being done to study the overall passenger experience in Southwestern Ontario and along the Quebec City - Windsor corridor.