[building babel]

Perhaps painted in elephant dung by Chris Ofili!

 

[Bogtrotter]

:lol ye- or maybe a painting done literally in 'oil'- Alberta crude.

 

[adma]

Personally, I'm waiting for the official Joe Volpe portrait

 

[building babel]

I don't think Joe paints portraits. Besides, your hair is more reddish isn't it adma?