Y'know, I was thinking of the whole "what if Ford drunk-drives and kills somebody" scenario--and more in terms of how *he'd* handle it, on the spot (presuming he survived w/o serious injury). I almost have that feeling that if he gets cornered, the-jig-is-up style, he'll go bonkers. Literally, bonkers. Ripping his clothes off, screaming, whatever, to the point where the police'd need to elephant-gun or taser him. And once in protective custody, it'd be in some kind of padded-cell-type environment where he'd be screaming, pooping and peeing himself, curling up like a fetus, etc etc--any surveillance videos of him would make the Ashley Smith inquest blush.
Well, I don't know about *that* extreme. But still; it'd no longer be any laughing matter. Not just what he does, but how he (and his family) handles it...