Rob says this city councillor conference in Niagara is worth a couple of tanks of gas, with lunch and coffee out-of-pocket. OK, sez I. Maybe they should car pool it? Could be fun working out who rides with who, eh UTers? Can you say Road Trip?!
Maybe Rob could let ‘em use the Escalade for the day. There’d be room in the back seat for 3 councillors, easy. Tho’ maybe we could jam Stintz in there as well.
Timmies should be no problem. Double doubles for everybody. Anyone asking for a caffe latte gets called an elitist, and the only fudge anyone’s packin’ gonna be Laura Secord’s.
First stop, Mickey D’s to knock-off a couple of trays. One to roll joints on, and the other to chop-chop the toot toot. No use in the passengers having idle hands, this being city time after all.
If anyone wants pizza, there’ll be a dry cleaner’s on the way.
Mammoliti and Minnan-Wong will want to ride with Doug. Keeping hash burns off the seats is gonna be a problem. I’m told Mams likes to roll ‘em fast and loose, kinda the way he rolls the truth.
Dave Soknacki might be a more reasonable choice, but he’ll probably get shoved to the left side of the car, which doesn’t leave much elbow room.
Tory and Chow will both be no-shows.
