I don't know if hotmail lawyer knows it, but Rob will definitely perjure himself if he's put on the stand. It doesn't even have to be about anything "important" -- it could be a minor detail. But he can't help himself, he lies even when he doesn't need to. Like the 2006 ACC incident -- first he tries to say "I wasn't even threre" -- I mean to lie about a fact that can be so easily proven!! No matter how well they coach him, he will want to give one of those over-the-top lies: "I've never met the guy" "I've never been there in my life!", etc.