When I think about how he got in, I'm still surprised and sickened. The system, for a better word is truly broken. It wasn't as if the incumbent John Hastings) was incompetent, or there was no opposition.
UN-fucking-real!
What?! The system is functioning perfectly.
Step 1. Decide to be born into the Ford Family.
Step 2. Obey loyally and without question the Ford Orders.
Step 3. If last name is not Ford, change it to Ford.
Step 4. Don't speak unless told to by a higher Ford, see step 2.
Step 5. Win public office as your rightful destiny. (Thy Destiny is to also always obey step 2. Step 2 is the most important step. You shall count to 2 steps, no more and no less for the number of the most important step is # 2.)
See, it works, and works great. Oh, what, you mean the system that works for a -non Fordian- humanoid? Well that's just bizarrely racist I tell you, outright bizarre and racist. No one has done more to hold the Tarawana Tyrant Tory accountable than Robert The Ford, Folks.
Mikey Ford 4 Mayor 2018, ya heard it here first!