[TonyV]

Rob Ford will need a new job after the election in October. I would suggest one of these:

- filling potholes. I don't mean supervising, I mean actually shovelling hot asphalt into potholes with the rest of the crew;

or perhaps​

- working in one of the transfer stations, sorting compost. You know, separating the egg shells from the discarded coffee grounds;

or, maybe​

- he could be a 311 operator, but he'll need training for that job.

...

Any other suggestions?​

TonyV

 

[TFC]

Walmart greeter.

 

[JasonParis]

Mom's basement occupier.

 

[casita]

Rob Ford will need a new job after the election in October. I would suggest one of these:

- filling potholes. I don't mean supervising, I mean actually shovelling hot asphalt into potholes with the rest of the crew;

or perhaps​

- working in one of the transfer stations, sorting compost. You know, separating the egg shells from the discarded coffee grounds;

I was a member of their union for 36+ years. I doubt our mayor would be happy in Local 416, given his enthusiasm for contracting out their jobs.

 

[Electrify]

Starring next to David Spade in Tommy Boy 2.

 

[Electrify]

On a serious note, I do think he would make a great right wing talk radio host. Rush Limbaugh is getting long in the tooth, and he would make the perfect replacement.

 

[casita]

On a serious note, I do think he would make a great right wing talk radio host.

Doug maybe, but Rob on his own against a guy like Kimmel ( or Spacey ) ?

 

[Crazy]

Porno actor.

The Sun had an article some time ago about a porno actress who said she wanted to work with Ford: "He’s like a big teddy bear. Who couldn’t think he is cute?"

Doug could spin it as being a "tasteful" porno (no matter what company produced it, you can be sure they'd be the "best of the best" and "absolutely the classiest" according to the Fords). It would also be one more way to "get the message out" to Ford Nation since Rob's character could mouth some platitudes about gravy and subways and whatnot. The Fords could also spin their regular BS about donating Rob's salary to charity. It'd be a win-win for everyone!

 

[Electrify]

Could be presented to terrorist suspects as a means of torture.

 

[Greg Banks]

I Know we are looking tongue in cheek here but how about something he would be sure to excel in
Constituency Assistant.....for lets say N Kelly....or if you want to really peevish J Matlow

 

[ssiguy2]

A judge at the hotdog eating contest.

 

[ehlow]

Streetcar driver

 

[W. K. Lis]

Rob's old job was signing cheques at the family business. Qualifications: related to his father.

 

[Kat_YYZ]

Porno actor.

The Sun had an article some time ago about a porno actress who said she wanted to work with Ford: "He’s like a big teddy bear. Who couldn’t think he is cute?"

Doug could spin it as being a "tasteful" porno (no matter what company produced it, you can be sure they'd be the "best of the best" and "absolutely the classiest" according to the Fords). It would also be one more way to "get the message out" to Ford Nation since Rob's character could mouth some platitudes about gravy and subways and whatnot. The Fords could also spin their regular BS about donating Rob's salary to charity. It'd be a win-win for everyone!

uggghhhhhhhh why? I did not need that image.
Dinner is cancelled.

 

[casita]

Porno actor.

Not likely.
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