As it's becoming increasingly inevitable that Rob Ford's opponents will fight amongst themselves and propel Ford into the Mayor's chair, what do you think Toronto will look like in 4 years at the end of his term?
Will development stall? Will the province give up on Transit City? What services do you think will be cut? Will festivals like LuminaTO and NuitBlanche collapse from lack of support from City Hall?
Let's make some realistic predictions. Please discuss.
Okay, who had:
"Shocking incompetence (even by the low standards we've come to expect) will be an ongoing theme, as well as constant lies and rampant hypocrisy. There will be a seemingly endless parade of ethical violations, but even the major ones will eventually seem like background muzak in an elevator ride as we slowly decend into Dante's 8th level of municipal Hell (there's going to be an extra layer by the time this is done). The level of discourse that we were subjected to during the campaign is going to seem like listening to the Oxford Union Debating Society by the time we roll into year 4 of the Ford administration.
I don't want to ruin any surprises, but there will definitely be drugs and criminals - and not criminals in the sense of "those crumbums at City Hall are all crooks", I'm talking about actual "don't drop the soap in the shower" criminals. Which, obviously, will mean lawyers, judges, courts, and police - as in massive police investigations. Yes, investigationS, plural. Huge investigations that have their own names, and spinoffs and possibly-related sequals. Not that we'll get much disclosure on this stuff because it will be so explosive that the courts will impose gag orders at pretty much every opportunity and there will be multiple quicky plea deals that keep evidence under wraps.
Oh, and, as you've probably guessed by now, soon we'll be begging for that Nenshi guy who just got elected in Calgary, but did you also know that we'll also be begging for Edmonton's mayor?"
Because if anyone guessed that, they should totally win a prize.