SunriseChampion
Senior Member
Yes, exactly, dense, not as a euphemism for stupid, but in the sense of so much mass in so little space.
Anyway, I'm still undecided about what part of the story is most evil, but I'm sure the funniest part is the suggestion from Doug that all the journos need to take lessons from Conrad Black on how to interview Rob Ford. That is so ridiculous that I've had to stop to shake with laughter about five times while trying to type in this post.
The funniest part, I'd say, is the fact that Doug takes himself seriously.