Scarberian
Active Member
Perhaps he's Odo?
Heh, nice ST reference, DS9 even. Odo did have some trouble simulating human expressions and it took him a long time to get a handle on it. Similar to Doug. Odo was also unfairly persecuted and targeted due to his background during wartime, very similar to the war on Rob(now Doug) Ford by the biased media and elites. Odo was very justice minded and regarded as incorruptible, similar to Doug having the word "Just!" and "No Corruption" on a sticker in the camping office. Odo seemed to made of a jelly like liquidy ooze when he transforms or at rest state. Similar to the way Doug oozes sliminess, metaphorically at least.
Well that settles it then. Doug is very Odo like, odorous even, which I believe in Latin means adorable. Metaphorically speaking of course, as D-Odo so wisely once said.