The Government of Canada is committed to working towards enhancing and modernizing intercity passenger rail services in a way that will best meet the transportation needs of travellers, as outlined in the vision for Transportation 2030.
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"Canadians deserve 21st century train service. That's what we are not delivering to the people of Windsor with our studies. Today, I am announcing a pre-election commitment that will be forgotten after the election, along with what seems to be another study about HSR/HFR in SW Ontario."
This is a joke. A total joke.
I'll copy the release and interpret it.
News release
July 22, 2021 Windsor, Ontario Transport Canada
The Government of Canada is committed to working towards enhancing and modernizing intercity passenger rail services in a way that will best meet the transportation needs of travellers, as outlined in the vision for Transportation 2030.
Government Press Release To Win Elections By Promising More Nothingness
July 22, 2021 Windsor, Ontario Doing Nothing To Improve Transport Canada
The Government of Canada is committed to bringing Canadian passenger rail into the early 20th century, introducing not-older-than-your-grandpa trains that we will pretend to be useful for travelers, outlined in a worthless plan without any actual vision that we won't meet anyways.
Today, the Minister of Transport, the Honourable Omar Alghabra, the Parliamentary Secretary to the Minister of Employment, Workforce Development and Disability Inclusion and Member of Parliament for Windsor—Tecumseh, Irek Kusmierczyk and Chief Executive Officer of Via Rail, Cynthia Garneau, announced that the Government of Canada is exploring opportunities to enhance passenger rail services in Southwestern Ontario.
Today, our (least) favorite politicians announced yet another study in our endless cycle of studies, to maybe slightly improve (read: degrade) services in SW Ontario.
As the Government of Canada takes first steps in preparing for the procurement process to build new, High-Frequency Rail services in the Toronto to Quebec City Corridor, efforts will also be undertaken to determine how passenger rail services might be improved to better service markets west of Toronto, including London and Windsor.
As we prepared to embark on a pretend-HFR building scheme from Toronto to Quebec City for political purposes, because this is a pre-election time of year, more studies are coming on how we can "improve" (read: cut costs) on passenger rail services west of Toronto, including London and Windsor.
The Government of Canada will work with key partners including VIA Rail and the Canada Infrastructure Bank through the High Frequency Rail Joint Project Office to ensure that any enhancements to passenger rail services in Southwestern Ontario can be effectively integrated with the core route for High Frequency Rail in the Toronto to Quebec City Corridor.
The Government of Canada will be reaching out to the Province of Ontario to identify areas of collaboration and avoid any duplication with provincial transportation plans, including new services to be offered by GO Transit and Metrolinx, to ensure that enhancements to passenger rail services benefit travellers most.
The government will work with with VIA and the CIB through the HFR study office to ensure that we can do nothing except some press releases like this one, and that we can "integrate" with HFR. That is, do nothing. The Government will also negotiate with the province to identify places where we can cut service, to ensure that we "enhance" services to passenger rail services to "benefit" travellers by decreasing something ... confusion, maybe?
“There is a strong appetite for enhanced passenger rail services in Southwestern Ontario. Improvements to passenger rail service in this region would provide better options for travellers while also enabling the economic growth of communities along the rail network.”
The Honourable Omar Alghabra
Minister of Transport
"There is demand for better passenger rail services in Southwestern Ontario. Putting back cancelled trains will create a nothingness as trains still use CN and CP tracks that are increasingly busy, enabling delays and politicizing of our rail network in the communities next to it. In addition, this section of VIA's services, with the highest cost-recovery ratio in the network, will continue to get a nothingness. We'll just say that economic growth came from the "improved" train."
The "Honorable" Omar Alghabra
Minister of Transport
“Enhanced rail service goes hand-in-hand with accelerated and sustainable economic growth, and it is a key step towards the ultimate goal of high frequency passenger rail between Windsor and Toronto.”
Irek Kusmierczyk
Parliamentary Secretary to the Minister of Employment, Workforce Development and Disability Inclusion and Member of Parliament for Windsor—Tecumseh
"Resuming rail service that was previously cancelled goes hand-in-hand with throwing money away for lost causes like this one, and it is a key step in our goal to pretend to have some level of rail services between Windsor and Toronto."
Irek Kusmericzyk
Parliamentary Secretary to the Minister of "Employment", "Workforce Development", and "Disability Inclusion" and Member of Parliament for Windsor-Tecumseh
“Driven by our mission to put our passengers first, VIA Rail has been working for several years on its modernization program which will transform the Canadian journey. The announcement made today represents an opportunity to continue building on this momentum as it will allow to offer an enhanced and truly intermodal experience, while contributing to better serving communities in Southwestern Ontario.”
Cynthia Garneau
VIA Rail Canada President and Chief Executive Officer
"Driven by our mission to do nothing, VIA Rail has been undertaking more endless studies to introduce trains that are
younger than our employees which will transform the journey for nobody, because the trains are still using CN and CP tracks. The nothingness "announced" today represents yet another missed opportunity as we continue to offer no improvements in experience nor speed which connects to bulls***, while helping to do nothing in Southwestern Ontario."
Cynthia Garneau
VIA Rail Canada President and Chief Executive Officer