Excuse spam, but this is something I think this is something very relevant that people here might enjoy...I certainly enjoyed writing the ordering instructions!
SFH is a newer Toronto band fronted by Warren Kinsella, and we're just releasing our topical Rob Ford record. How timely, huh?
SFH - Mayor On Crack 45 (UP049)
100 on China White
400 on Conrad Black
50 on Transparent Clear
ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS:
First off, the latte-sipping liberal elite of pre-Amalgamation Toronto are strongly encouraged to purchase this record at one of our city's excellent record stores, such as Sonic Boom, Volume, June, Pandemonium and She Said Boom, or direct from the band. Failing that:
1) visit the webstore at
www.uglypop.bigcartel.com and place your order.
2) Phone the band anytime 24/7 and they will personally hand-deliver the record-- sound inefficient? It's not like they have anything better to do. The phone number can be found on one of the 300 000 SFH Nation fridge magnets we'll be handing out at civic events, picnics, football games, funerals and midnight visits to Toronto West Detention Centre
3) For an additional billion dollars, we'll build a subway to your house and bring the record right to your door. You can fund this by locating inefficiencies in your household budget. No more gravy train for you, grandma!
4) lastly, our friend Sandro will be happy to meet at the parkette or gas station bathroom of your choice to complete the transaction. Small bills in discrete envelopes only, please.