adma
Superstar
Of course potholes are the WORST THEY'VE EVER BEEN - there's probably a BILLION OF THEM - but luckily we have the BEST MAYOR THE CITY HAS EVER SEEN and his compadres, including THE BEST CRIMINAL LAWYER IN CANADA and (I'm presuming) THE BEST BROTHER A GUY COULD HAVE working the problem. If we can get the AMAZING FRONT LINE OFFICERS of this BOOMING city's police force on the case, I bet they can be patched FASTER THAN ANYONE HAS EVER PATCHED A POTHOLE before.
Seriously, of all his foibles, his penchant for childish hyperbole is, for me, one of the most grating. (But, OK, seriously, the potholes out there are TERRIBLE! So...possibly we agree on 2 things, though I don't have comparative data.)
I've been recalling some of my architectural and urban metaphors, and let me try this modus operandi approximation...
Think of Rob Ford as akin to some lout who, illegally, without proper approvals, demolishes a designated house within a heritage conservation district. And in building the replacement, engaging in all sorts of heritage, planning, zoning, building code, and construction safety violations...but, you know something, folks? The replacement is the BEST HOUSE TORONTO HAS EVER SEEN. HE GUARANTEES IT. And re all those violations--they're *allegations* by people with nothing better to do. And those city officials with issues over "violations" are further proof of the taxpayer-dollar-wasting "gravy" that's still out there...