I love it! I love that the Doug article opens with how awesome he is and how all these people (nearly a dozen!) came up to him, proving he's not an anti-Semite and he smiled graciously...
...but Olivia? She keeps saying she's fine but looks AWFUL. "Worn out."
There's some good old-fashioned, unbiased journalism! Should we start writing our versions of the John Tory one?
"John Tory looks great.
His suit is immaculate -- I note on the tag, it's from Holt's -- and his eyes sharp as diamonds. Somehow he blends in, though, almost like he's not really there.
As we sit in the food court at the Eaton Centre, no one really seems to notice but then he seems like the sort of guy who doesn't mind avoiding scrutiny. The three-time loser who threw his hat in the ring early in the year might even be nursing a hidden black eye or two from the jabs a certain dashingly handsome, muscular, blonde candidate has been throwing his way.
"I'm really not bothered by it. I'm disappointed," Tory lies about the totally accurate points made by Doug Ford about his refusal to let Jews like Karla play golf or to explain his "BackTrack" transit plan to taxpayers.
The man responsible for negative billing, making fun of Jean Chretien and ruining the lives of Charter Communications investors seems incongruously puzzled about why someone would question his qualifications for the mayor's job. So, as I watch a single bead of sweat make its way from his temple down his cheek, I ask him the question I know all our readers want to ask: 'What IS the story, Mr. Tory? Why should voters trust someone who claims to care about the less fortunate while - and I can't even believe I'm saying this - calling a guy 'divisive' as his poor brother lays in the hospital undergoing cancer treatment?'
Tory stares off into the middle distance, as if hoping to find a human soul he can borrow temporarily...."
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EDIT: Just to add I love the sad Coda to her article, in which she kind of admits she made a fundamental mistake, but then couches it in a pathetic attempt at bewilderment.
I was mistaken in Sunday’s column. Premier Kathleen Wynne did not officially endorse John Tory. I’m told she is looking forward to working with all successful mayoral candidates across the province — which is interesting considering she froze out very publicly a democratically-elected mayor, Rob Ford, once his personal problems came to light. No word on whether she’d do the same with Doug.
Once his personal problems came to light, nyuk nyuk.
Why would she do the same to Doug, Sue-Ann? Are you admitting he also has personal problems that will come to light? Kinda sounds like it.
Someone should teach her that part of making an apology/correction is not spinning it into a complaint about something else. She must be new to this whole "journalism" thing.